At a golf tournament, strap a battery-operated Caddyshack gopher who sings Kenny Loggins's “I'm Alright” to the roof of your golf cart, drive it like you're “F'n Starsky and Hutch” (the words of another foursome not ours — friends of ours as a matter of fact), and then take second place.



Last Saturday's incarnation of the 'Cosgrove Classic' was again more fun than it should have been.


