World saved by DRM
I participated in a conversation today in which it was accidentally discovered that global warming — previously thought to be a fairly big deal — should, in effect, solve itself within the year. And it will do so because of DRM.
You see, most of the people participating in the conversation avoided being locked into any given DRM by downloading their music from Russia or parts unknown. (Except me of course, who was laughed at mercilessly for actually buying music.)
As the various methods of procuring illicit files were discussed, it was brought up that everyone’s favorite place to find
We decided if the Pirate Bay were dogged enough to successfully claim Sealand and move their from their Swedish homes, it would at least in some small part require the efforts of the Royal Navy to force them to leave.
Which suddenly and inexplicably brought us to, of all places, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
You see, in FSM lore, the rising temperature of the earth is directly caused by a steady decline in the pirate population.
As we thought about DRM, The Pirate Bay and the Flying Spaghetti Monster, we realized any action by pirates that could potentially provoke a response from a naval power such as Great Britain must certainly be evidence for a rise in the global pirate population. Which, by the arguments outlined above, must also mean that the Earth is starting to cool.
Take that “scientists who study climate change.” I believe it is entirely possible that DRM just saved the world.
